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Shit happens

Die Liste wurde ursprünglich entnommen aus der Homepage von Michael P. Schmidt, der als Blinder zahlreiche Websites (so auch Uni Heidelberg) professionell programmiert bzw. erstellt hat: http://www.mpsch.de/shit_happens.htm. ... und wird weiter ergänzt:

• Taoism: Shit happens
• Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens"
• Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
• Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
• Hinduism: This shit has happened before
• Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
• Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else
• Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
• Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
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• Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening
• Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesn't really exist
• Solipsism: Shit happens because I wish it
• Mysticism: Just experience shit happening
• Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it
• Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens
• Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won't tell you
• Atheism: Shit just happens and that's all there is to it
• Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore I exist
• Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere
• Stoicism: I don't care if shit happens
• Epicureanism: Let's party while shit doesn't happen
• Cynicism: Of course shit happens
• Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence
• Terrorism: Shit will happen unless you do as I say
• Volunteering: If shit happens or not - we do voluntary work  
• Pollyanism: It's so nice that shit happens!
• Puritanism: Shit can happen all day as long as you don't call it that
• Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having shit happen
• Freudianism: If shit happens, it's your mother's fault
• Parapsychology: Shit happens without material causes
• Surrealism: Purple shit happens near melting clocks
• Cubism: If shit happens, you won't recognize it
• Cultural Relativism: Shit happens everywhere differently
• Optimism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it
• Pessimism: If shit happens, there won't be enough for everybody
• Tabloid Sensationalism: Green shit from Mars happens to Elvis clone
• Biblical Creationism: Shit happens because God created it
• Secular Humanism: Shit happens because it evolved from primitive shit
• Scientific Reductionism: If shit happens, find out what kind exactly
• Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases
• Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms
• Feminism: Women demand to have shit happen
• Ecology: If organic shit happens, it's OK
• Capitalism: Let's profit from shit happening
• Socialism: If shit happens, let's distribute it equally
• Patriotism: Our shit is better than your shit
• Conservatism: They don't make even shit happen like they used to
• Liberalism: Shit shouldn't happen tomorrow
• Classical Physics: Shit does not 'happen', it just moves around
• Quantum Physics #1: Shit happens but you can't say both where and when
• Quantum Physics#2: Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons
• Holistic Physics: If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once
• Microcomputing: If shit happens, we'll fix it in the next version
• Computer Science: All shit can in principle happen on a Turing Machine
• Applied Mathematics: The probability of shit happening approaches unity
• Engineering: When shit happens, paint over
• Medicine: If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning
• Economics: Shit happens because there's a great demand for it
• Politics: If shit happens, make a deal with it
• Diplomacy: Let's pretend shit doesn't happen

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